HAHAHA but no, really. Some little bits of wisdom.
The Five Truths of Life
(I know... everyone knows them.. people just need reminded.)
1 Fire is HOT!
2 Food is GOOD!
3 Good sex is BETTER!
4 Men are STUPID!
5 Women are EVIL!
It's the truth and you can't change it. As Burp says I say, "You'll get what you get, and you'll be happy about it!!"
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Finger told us that. At least he was one of those men who recognized the truth. Men are stupid. ...well no. Not stupid. They just have no common s- ...well no, they do sometimes. I mean what is it, really? Are they just retarded? ...do they have no sense of perception?
Okay, lets revise. "Men have no emotional intelligence or will to survive when a woman in their general vicinity is angry, PMSing or asks if she looks fat in whatever she is wearing. They can read books and learn things but this does not prepare them for the evil shitfest that is dealing with a woman. Nothing ever will, stop trying."
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