Thursday, May 19, 2011

Center for Disease Control: Zombie Preparedness Guide

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Not one mention of gathering weaponry. Not one mention of removing the head or destroying the brain...

Not one mention of impenetrable fortress. IN FACT, they suggest having the family meet at the mailbox...

Someone's gonna end up dead.... and it's not going to be ME!!!

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